I have absolutely nothing to talk about. I just yoinked this quiz from

ROOLZ. FOLLOW 'EM, FO SHEEZY.
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people. (HA HA, NO.)

Characters Chosen:
Hooky
Laurence Needelman
Catherine Needelman
Screwy

1) How old are you?
Hooky: About 14. It's hard to tell, ya know?
Laurie: 14. My birthday's in May.
Cathy: 12 on the cusp of turning 13.
Screwy: What does it matter?

3) You got any bad habits?
Hooky: When I lose my temper things can get slightly....hairy.
Laurie: Um.....I'm uh, sorta indescisive and...um, I'm not too strong, I suppose.
Cathy: Swearing, yelling, stomping, those dark, dark, thoughts that creep up on me. But not much, really.
Screwy: Keep asking me and find out.

(Where'd 4-7 go?)

8) Favorite ice cream flavour?
Hooky: Chocolate, yum.
Laurie: I like sorbet better.
Cathy: Vanilla.
Screwy: I can't remember what ice-cream tastes like.

9) Killed anyone?
Hooky: Hmm. Yes.
Laurie: Oh God, no.
Cathy: Pfft. I wish.
Screwy: What do you fucking think?

10) Hate anyone?
Hooky: Sure, lemmee think. The asses at school, the asses outside school, Cathy, Screwy, YO MOMMA. Ha haaa, I kid.
Laurie: That's, uh...very unfriendly.
Cathy: DON'T GET ME STARTED.
Screwy: Guess, you asshole.

12) Love anyone?
Hooky: AHAHAHA. Oh Lord. Funny.
Laurie: *startled* What? No.
Cathy: DON'T GET FRESH WITH ME, BASTARD.
Screwy: Get over your selfish emotions, why don't you?

15) Favorite show?
Hooky: I LIEK THEM MEDDLING KIDS.
Laurie: Lost. Great writing. I own the novels.
Cathy: Huh, I dunno....music videos?
Screwy: I hardly watch television anymore. You retarded tube jockeys.

16) Favourite movie?
Hooky: Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Hands down.
Laurie: Nosfuratu. But I'm not creepy or anything.
Cathy: Edward Scissorhands, even though Tim Burton's a pretencious artsy git.
Screwy: Saw. No pun intended, so if you laugh, I'LL KILL YOU.


17) Favorite band?
Hooky: The Killers, Moby, REM. SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE, YO.
Laurie: I dislike music. Does that make me weird?
Cathy: Slipknot forever. And, uh Chopin.
Screwy: The sound of silence. No, not Garfunkel, you idiots.

18) Eye Colours?
Hooky: Bluey with a green-hazel centre. FANCY.
Laurie: Light brown.
Cathy: A faint blue.
Screwy: Grey like the ocean.

19) Skin?
Hooky: Paler than Cathy's.
Laurie: Pretty dark, considering. Oh wait, I hope I don't sound vain.
Cathy: SHUTTUP, BITCH. D<
Screwy: Practically translucent.

20) Fat/Average/Slim?
Hooky: Very, very, VERY slim. And flat.
Laurie: Average, but tallish.
Cathy: Average, only because I actually EAT.
Screwy: Anorexically thin. I hate feeding myself.

(MOAR MISSING. D: )

24) Dog, cat?
Hooky: Puppy for me, please.
Laurie: Dog.
Cathy: Cat, like you expected anything else.
Screwy: I wouldn't waste my time killing animals.

25) Believe in aliens?
Hooky: Whatever you say.
Laurie: You bet. Although I'd much rather meet a vampire. WAIT, I'M REALLY NOT A CREEPY PERSON, I SWEAR.
Cathy: PUH-LEEEEEZ.
Screwy: Earth has far bigger problems than microrganisms from Mars.

28) Ever destroyed something out of blind rage?
Hooky: Oh my goodness, yes.
Laurie: Uh....no.
Cathy: Just a small statuette thing. I was 7, come on.
Screwy: I don't need to be blinded by rage to have the motivation to destroy things.

29)Any unusual things about you?
Hooky: WATCH THIS SPACE.
Laurie: Uh, yeah, same.
Cathy: Ditto.
Screwy: Noticing a pattern?

Trying to get in character for each of these was actually difficult, especially Screwy. No taggin'.

GEH. OKAY. I'M GONE NOW.